C3PO, Fraggle Rock, and the Log Cabin Republicans
With all the serious events going on in this world, sometimes it is necessary to just step back and think about all those other things that only people with too much free time on their hands think about.
My friends and I have debated the issue back and forth, and still there is only theory. So I will ask the world what they think, and offer my own opinions. Is C3PO a homosexual?
http://www.tygrrrrexpress.com/2007/07/c3po-fraggle-rock-and-the-log-cabin-republicans/
micky2 said,
July 1, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Robots have detachable penis’s ,which makes for excellent options in combat.
He could switch from his Saturday night special {or whichever night his luck is the best} to a third arm and give a “middle jab”. If things get really gnarly he could strap on the grenade launcher.
So I would have to go with C3PO in the first round.
deaconblue said,
July 1, 2007 at 3:26 pm
And I thought that I had too much time on my hands. Or that I discussed strange things with my friends.
C3PO vs Wembley? Neither wins, as they’ll just talk incessantly for eons and eons, and never get around to the fisticuffs.
And C3PO is not gay, just British, and that’s enough.
Mike Kriskey said,
July 1, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Sure, C3PO was gay. The Tin Man, too. (Just listen to the way he said the word “heart.” All drawn out, like.
I think HAL 9000 might have been gay–the way he kept repeating Dave’s name after every sentence is a tip-off that he was in love with him.
Brian Kennedy said,
July 1, 2007 at 7:33 pm
To further confuse you, C3PO was created by a white man with no father in a black man’s body for most of his life.
He was then in the service of the child of said white-man-in-black- body and an alien from a forgotten world with annoying frog-human things.
Conclusion: Star Wars does not compute into reality. Therefore, R2D2 blows both of them up with an X-Wing on autopilot.
Stander said,
July 2, 2007 at 4:47 am
What everybody seems to be forgetting is that Wembley, like all Fraggles, can fit in a mousehole. Hard to hit what you can’t see, eh?
(oh, by the way, Eric….as requested, you are linked on my front page. Glad to meetcha. If you so desire, a reciprocal link would be appreciated. :O) )
Lauren said,
July 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Isn’t Don King dead? I have to admit, I’m too young to remember the Fraggles and don’t care enough about Star Wars to think C3PO was gay, but I will say that I loved the republican/democrat analogy. Too funny.
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FIAR said,
July 2, 2007 at 6:03 pm
too British.
Classic. I can’t tell you who would win. Unfortunately I think C3PO would be frightened of the mere sight of Wembley. He would trembely at the Wembley . Heh.
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