Suing Santa Claus

December 25, 2007 at 11:33 am (POLITICS, SPORTS)

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14 Comments

  1. The City Troll said,

    Merry Christmas….

  2. micky2 said,

    Santa brought me my first bike.
    It only had one pedal.
    At 8 years old I figured out there was no Santa.
    I found the pedal in my dads van.

  3. Mr. Fabulous said,

    Oh….I think SantaGate is the least of what will keep you out of public office…

  4. laree said,

    Eric,

    Don’t forget sometimes Santa is caught kissing mommy, What’s that about ???

    It came too fast this year, and the news today is all about retailers disappointment. I swear if anyone ever nails me to a cross, people better not name a shopping day for my birthday!!! Then again my birthday is Feb 14th so I got all kinds of other issues going on LOL. Saints, Saint Nicholas and Saint Valentine, be happy you only have to keep track of the Football team in New Orleans, Grin.

  5. Jersey McJones said,

    Speaking of Kosher – why can’t I find a single decent half-sour pickle in the state of @#$% Florida??? I NEED MY HALF-SOURS!!!

    JMJ

  6. MacZed said,

    And I think to myself…what a wonderful world.

  7. micky2 said,

    Jersey, you would be the other half ? :-)
    Try getting ANY decent kosher food in Hawaii !
    They have” Hebrew Nationals” and canned Matzo balls in the stores, thats about it.

  8. Jersey McJones said,

    Oosh. That’s gotta hurt. bet you get some good sushi, though. Can’t find that around here either.

    JMJ

  9. micky2 said,

    Theres more sushi here than I would care to mention.
    Sashimi is nearly impossible to get during Christmas and New years.
    Prime Ahi will go for 20.00 a lb. up to 60.00 a lb.
    We have only one decent pizza here, the owner is from Baaahston.
    I don’t know why I’m doing this, I guess mt Christmas spirit hasnt worn off yet.
    But if you want some good sushi recipes I have a few handed down to me from my mother in laws old Japanese lady friends.
    Remeber, Sushi is more a method of preparation than it is a type of food.
    A similar comparisson would be a Tepanyaki chef , which you can find at any Benihana.

  10. Jersey McJones said,

    Well, Boston pizza ain’t that bad. I’ve had it. Better than Chiago, if you ask me (I won’t even mention Los Angeles).

    Dude – please write me or copy me or whatever those recipes!!! Just one even!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I can’t promise I’ll be more conservative, but I will be more cuiliarily comraderic – I promise!!! (are those words?)

    JMJ

  11. micky2 said,

    Its not really a boston pizza, its NY thin crust.
    In the interest of bringing the world together I will send you some recipes as soon as I bump into the Mamasans again. They’re old and fragile and you have to go slow with them.
    The first thing I can tell you without doubt is that you will have to find some quality “calrose” rice. If you want to go top dog,” get pearl rice” Its not cheap.

  12. Jersey McJones said,

    Hmmm. I have to visit the oriental market…

    JMJ

  13. micky2 said,

    Aaaaagh !
    Thats the most un-PC thing I’ve ever heard !
    What do mean “Oriental”?
    You, you … you racist!
    Its just a market that carries items from another part of the world. How dare you discriminate by labeling it ” Oriental ”
    ( Actually , these people are not rugs. Asian would be the proper term.)

  14. Mike O said,

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