It’s 3 AM. The phone rings. Hillary Clinton answers the phone. “What is it?” she says calmly, expectantly. The voice on the other line says, “Holy crap, Mrs. President. Are you in full make-up, sitting next to the phone again? Get some sleep so you’re not bitchy at the Cabinet meeting again!”
Oh sweetness… I promise I am most certainly not First Lady material…
I don’t reckon there has been a first lady with language quite so crass as mine. Nor has there been one with a PhD… unless you count Condi. Oh, wait, I’m not supposed to make those cracks here, am I?
Besides, about the time I make the assessment of where the beeping is coming from, if it involves technology, I know better than to let you handle it, no matter the hour.
Clearly, the opening of Summer Training Camp is more interesting that watch two sets of nine guys running around in pajamas. I must admit to a certain joy at knowing that my NY Giants will be, at least for the first few weeks, actually defending their Super Bowl Championship. After the first few weeks, we’ll see just how real they’ll be.
Gayle said,
April 5, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I like your 3:00am campaign ads much better than either Hillary’s or Obama’s! LOL!
As for Dick Cheney, yes, he certainly does have gravitas, and I like him muchly.
micky2 said,
April 5, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I get up at 3 am every morning 365 days a year hoping to save the free world.
So far its been working.
docattheautopsy said,
April 5, 2008 at 10:29 pm
It’s 3 AM. The phone rings. Hillary Clinton answers the phone. “What is it?” she says calmly, expectantly. The voice on the other line says, “Holy crap, Mrs. President. Are you in full make-up, sitting next to the phone again? Get some sleep so you’re not bitchy at the Cabinet meeting again!”
Chicago Cannonball said,
April 5, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Oh sweetness… I promise I am most certainly not First Lady material…
I don’t reckon there has been a first lady with language quite so crass as mine. Nor has there been one with a PhD… unless you count Condi. Oh, wait, I’m not supposed to make those cracks here, am I?
Besides, about the time I make the assessment of where the beeping is coming from, if it involves technology, I know better than to let you handle it, no matter the hour.
Mr. Fabulous said,
April 6, 2008 at 1:58 am
I think I am #973, but I am quickly moving up the list.
Ignore me at your peril.
Stormwarning said,
April 11, 2008 at 6:58 am
Clearly, the opening of Summer Training Camp is more interesting that watch two sets of nine guys running around in pajamas. I must admit to a certain joy at knowing that my NY Giants will be, at least for the first few weeks, actually defending their Super Bowl Championship. After the first few weeks, we’ll see just how real they’ll be.