Help me Rabbi! I am desiring (Mary Katharine) Ham

June 27, 2007 at 10:59 pm (POLITICS)



  1. micky2 said,

    You gonna be O.K. ?

  2. Lauren said,

    Lol. That was funny. And for the record, I’d be extremely attracted to a guy if he offered up a liberal! ๐Ÿ™‚ One less left-winger out there is always good in my book!

    What the heck, give him a chance Miss Ham!

  3. Ivo Vegter said,

    Sometimes you read and go, “Now why can’t I write like that? I’d make millions. And get to date Mary Katherine Ham.”

  4. Skul said,

    Sorry old boy. Eating pork is out of the question.
    Breathe deep, take a cold shower.

  5. deaconblue said,

    Maybe you should call your Rabbi. I seem to recall several stories and parables that would apply here. Beware of Jezebels and Delilas!

  6. Robbie said,

    This post is useless without pictures.

  7. Robbie said,

    Oh, and Mia Hamm lives about a half mile from us — I occasionally run into her or Nomar at the Alberstons grocery store near our house.

  8. Gayle said,

    “Perhaps I could sacrifice a liberal in her honor. No waitโ€ฆhuman sacrifices do not get the girl.” LOL! Ya think?! ๐Ÿ™‚

    This is hysterical! You really have a flare for comedy. You also have good taste. I’m not good at remembering names and although I watch Fox News quite a bit I couldn’t put a face to the name so I googled her. Thank goodness she looks like an all American woman and not an overpainted cartoon!

    So, Mia… it has been proven that Eric has good taste and a sense of humor. That’s good for a start, don’t you agree? Why not give it a shot. ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Doug Purdie said,

    Sorry. I don’t think you should go out with her because I think I lover her too. If I can’t have her, nobody can and I can’t because I am already happily married. . I’ve seen her thumbnail picture on and it quite flatters her, but until I saw her and heard her on O’Reilly last night, I had no idea how beautiful she is. And it is not just her stunning appearance. I don’t how conservative or Republican she is, but she is my kind of libertarian!

    Robbie, Use the link below for her thumbnail pic:

  10. BrianR said,

    Bro, you need to check out Amanda Carpenter on TH.

    One of the great things about being conservative is we have, on average, the much better babes, no doubt!

    Who would you rather spend time with, Ham or Susan Ostrich?

    Streisand? Is there any better argument for conservatism? On our side: Bo Derek.

    No contest.

  11. Onemorecup said,

    Yeah…she’s a little hottie, that’s for sure! However, better tell the Rabbi she’s probably Catholic; heck, with a name like Mary Katherine Ham, I hear the hallowed halls of Norte Dame University whispering…”Sister Mary Katherine, Sister Mary Katherine…”

    Ever see the film, “My Date with Drew”? That was my immediate thought as I read your post today. I think everyone in the world has seen the little, Indy, low budg, pursuit of fantasy film and if anyone hasn’t…do! I loved it!

    Anyway, I’m in with the rest of the gang…”Go for it!” You’ll never know. Just a word of caution…anyone and everyone I know who has been in front of the camera and is seen internationally usually changes–I am mindful of stalking laws and the like.

    I’d start by ringing her at work or I read a piece where Michelle Malkin really helped her out…Michelle Malkin is a bud, and I won’t say anything bad about her…but as you know, there is strenght in numbers.

    Request done. I am honored to place THE TYGRRRR on my blogroll! Cheers!!

  12. Stout Republican said,

    Welcome to the club.

  13. micky2 said,

    Any luck yet?

  14. Rodrigo Fonseca said,

    Hello Eric,

    I am Rodrigo Fonseca, from

    I have read your comment and would certainly add a link to your blog on our page.

    We would appreciate very much if you could place our blog as one of your links.

    Thank you,


  15. mdvp said,

    I saw that o’Reilly Factor, unfortunately, I never looked at the screen, so I have no idea what she looks like.

  16. Bald-Headed Geek said,

    LMAO! May your heart achieve its desire for some pork……………..


  17. Carole said,

    Geez, Robbie! Use your imagination! The man says she’s hot! Think…hot….in a Lauren Graham kinda way.

    Eric….honey….you sacrifice a certain liberal NY senator running for Pres for me…and I will divorce my husband, convert, and have surgery to LOOK like MCH for you!

  18. AmeriDan said,

    An open letter to MKH:

    Dear Mary Katharine,

    I have known BLACKTYGRRRR for two whole weeks. In blog years, that is … like, a long time. So I feel secure in advancing his agenda of meeting you. Please go out with him at your earliest convenience.

    BTW, do you have a sister? Seriously… we could double date. A cousin would do even. That’s some gene pool you Ham’s have there.

    Also; please note that my religion of birth, and choice, does not prohibit me form eating ham. If you know what I mean.

    Best regards,


  19. lewdandlascivious said,

    Please get out a little more. Your devotion to Ms. Ham is touching and your honesty refreshing, but perhaps a little much prior to being introduced (much less prior to the first date). A girl could go one of two ways after reading such a graphic paean to her charms: (a) be scared and get a restraining order; or (b) think it’s hilarious and ballsy and want to meet the admirer.
    Really entertaining post, though!
    Lewd & Lascivious

  20. micky2 said,

    O-O-O-O Quick ! Michelle Malkin is hosting Oreilly !

  21. arclightzero said,

    As attractive as Mary Katherine is, I have to say that Amanda Carpenter is the one who does it for me. I would certainly make some liberal sacrifices to gain her attention…

    Maybe we can join forces and use some strength in numbers tactics… You never know, sometimes it’s easier to go in with a wingman and try to pick up a pair of conservative hotties instead of running solo. After all, “solo” can easily be misconstrued as “stalker.”

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