“Perhaps I could sacrifice a liberal in her honor. No wait…human sacrifices do not get the girl.” LOL! Ya think?!
This is hysterical! You really have a flare for comedy. You also have good taste. I’m not good at remembering names and although I watch Fox News quite a bit I couldn’t put a face to the name so I googled her. Thank goodness she looks like an all American woman and not an overpainted cartoon!
So, Mia… it has been proven that Eric has good taste and a sense of humor. That’s good for a start, don’t you agree? Why not give it a shot.
Sorry. I don’t think you should go out with her because I think I lover her too. If I can’t have her, nobody can and I can’t because I am already happily married. . I’ve seen her thumbnail picture on TownHall.com and it quite flatters her, but until I saw her and heard her on O’Reilly last night, I had no idea how beautiful she is. And it is not just her stunning appearance. I don’t how conservative or Republican she is, but she is my kind of libertarian!
Yeah…she’s a little hottie, that’s for sure! However, better tell the Rabbi she’s probably Catholic; heck, with a name like Mary Katherine Ham, I hear the hallowed halls of Norte Dame University whispering…”Sister Mary Katherine, Sister Mary Katherine…”
Ever see the film, “My Date with Drew”? That was my immediate thought as I read your post today. I think everyone in the world has seen the little, Indy, low budg, pursuit of fantasy film and if anyone hasn’t…do! I loved it!
Anyway, I’m in with the rest of the gang…”Go for it!” You’ll never know. Just a word of caution…anyone and everyone I know who has been in front of the camera and is seen internationally usually changes–I am mindful of stalking laws and the like.
I’d start by ringing her at work or I read a piece where Michelle Malkin really helped her out…Michelle Malkin is a bud, and I won’t say anything bad about her…but as you know, there is strenght in numbers.
Request done. I am honored to place THE TYGRRRR on my blogroll! Cheers!!
Please get out a little more. Your devotion to Ms. Ham is touching and your honesty refreshing, but perhaps a little much prior to being introduced (much less prior to the first date). A girl could go one of two ways after reading such a graphic paean to her charms: (a) be scared and get a restraining order; or (b) think it’s hilarious and ballsy and want to meet the admirer.
Really entertaining post, though!
Lewd & Lascivious
As attractive as Mary Katherine is, I have to say that Amanda Carpenter is the one who does it for me. I would certainly make some liberal sacrifices to gain her attention…
Maybe we can join forces and use some strength in numbers tactics… You never know, sometimes it’s easier to go in with a wingman and try to pick up a pair of conservative hotties instead of running solo. After all, “solo” can easily be misconstrued as “stalker.”