Jesse Jackson threw punches at Bill O’Reilly, and O’Reilly thanked him for it and asked for more. A steel crowbar was needed to pry O’Reilly’s lips from Jackson’s rump.
A member of the media took cheap shots at a college athlete. Like a father protecting a son that he may scold in private, Oklahoma State Football Coach Mike Gundy fiercely defended his recently benched quarterback Bobby Reid.
I ran out of toilet paper today, but luckily a neighbor of mine had a college degree from Columbia University.
Poison Ivy League Education is now upon us.
Another Yom Kippur is in the books. I did fast for 24 hours, not even drinking water.
On Friday night, September 21st, 2007, the holiest day of the Jewish calendar arrives. It is Yom Kippur.
During the day on Friday, I will perform the ritual of Tashlich. I will find a body of water, and toss bread into the water, which will be snatched up by cute lil duckies and fishies.