Liberal Jews need cranial-glutial extraction surgery

May 31, 2007 at 10:29 pm (POLITICS)

One of the questions often asked about the Jewish people is “Why are Jews so incredibly liberal?” The answer is that they need cranial-glutial extraction surgery. In plain English, many liberal Jews simply have their heads up their hides.


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Kerry & Edwards Revisited–The scam, the scum, the scrum and the Shrum.

May 31, 2007 at 2:11 pm (POLITICS)

Slash and burn political consultant Bob Shrum has written a tell all book where he builds up John Kerry and lambastes John Edwards. Given that Bob Shrum is the politics of personal destruction, in addition to being an 0-8 loser in presidential races, it is no surprising that he would do what anyone who has repeatedly failed on a spectacular level would do…write a tell all book. Having said that, he does indirectly give clear insight into John Kerry and John Edwards, although not necessarily as he intended.

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Alan Greenspan–Now that guy knows how to party

May 30, 2007 at 11:58 pm (POLITICS)

Presidents come and go, but America’s lord and savior Sir Alan of Greenspan is forever.

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Jane Fleming–Lust gone bust, attraction retraction

May 30, 2007 at 12:47 am (POLITICS, WOMEN)

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Goodbye Rosie Queen of Morona Part III

May 29, 2007 at 2:07 pm (POLITICS)


Another threat to decent society has been crushed by the forces of good. In our war against terrible television, a carbunkle on the rumpus of society has been removed.

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Cindy Sheehan–Exit, Stage (far) Left and good riddance

May 29, 2007 at 1:15 pm (POLITICS)

Winston Churchhill, when speaking about the Royal Air Force, said “Never…in the history…have so many…owed so much…to so few.” With respect to perhaps the greatest orator ever, my reaction towards Cindy Sheehan is that never has one who owed so much to so many given so little. As expected, President Bush and the US military soldier on, and Cindy exits Snagglepuss (or is that sourpuss) style, stage (far) left.

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Get ready for the Rahm Emanuel vs Howard Dean smackdown

May 28, 2007 at 6:02 pm (POLITICS)

As Memorial Day draws to a close, liberals are waiting to jump out of their cages of graciousness. They were put on strict orders to act normal today. Asking them to wait until midnight asks for too much, so since it is past 5pm, let’s declare the day over and let them end this ceasefire.

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Ideological Bigotry Part IV–The Cancer Eating Away at Liberal Jewish Souls

May 27, 2007 at 10:36 pm (POLITICS)

Once again, the Jewish community has decided to cannibalize itself. The people that have been the victim of the worst evil known to humankind have to decided to turn their fire inward. A conversation with a liberal Jewish woman was pleasant until she mentioned the big sign in her life that said “republicans need not apply.” She is not an aberration. Her vitriol is now mainstream in the Jewish community.

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Social Justice–The Big Jewish Lie

May 27, 2007 at 2:28 pm (POLITICS)

Awhile back I wrote a column entitled “Destroying the Jewish People One Schoolteacher at a Time.” Apparently it offended Jewish people that find nobility in helping people while complaining that they do not have the quality of life that they desire. I will again remind the Jewish community that we are well on our way to financial extinction by placing helping others at the expense of our own monetary well being. Rich people give more to charity than poor people because they can, and I would prefer us be wealthy than panhandlers, which we will end up being if we keep going into industries that value helping others at the expense of our survival economically.

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Run For President, Lose Your Soul

May 26, 2007 at 4:40 pm (POLITICS)

What is it about running for President that turns normally brave people into lily-livered cowards?

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